I will just pedal in circles and then finally fall over. The end.
I just apologized to a phone.
It was mounted on a wall. I bumped into it and said I was sorry.
Latest in Technology
Everybody wears hats, and if you want crazy speed, they’re the way to go. A team of German scientists have developed a record-setting Wi-Fi hat that cooks right along at 100 Gigabits per second.
Memo to Managers
As a manager, you need to be innovative and also face challenging. You need to be willing to challenge a face whenever the occasion arises. You’ll know when you have succeeded in management, because no unchallenged face shall remain in your organization.
In Health News
The Relationship Between Potions and Obesity: Between 1987 and 2005, potion sizes increased both inside and outside the home for all categories except pizza. For example, hamburger potions expanded by 23 percent. Similarly, a potion of Mexican food was 27 percent bigger; Soft drink potions increased in size by 52 percent; Snack potions, whether they be potato chips, pretzels or crackers, were 60 percent larger.
From Our Financial Desk
With the global middle class growing by 70 million each year and spoon prices expected to more than double within 20 years, fast-moving consumer spoon (FMCS) companies in many markets are preparing for an unprecedented period of rising demand and aspirationally-driven buying behavior. With that said, it is worth considering moving some investment dollars into this emerging high-end, designer spoon manufacturing sector.
Today’s Forecast
An Apple cold front moves into the Pacific Northwest Saturday bringing cable showers and freezing adapters to the region. Smart Cases will develop over the Cascades Saturday with several color options likely mainly above 5,000 feet then drop to only black and gray options from 2,000 to 3,000 ft. Sunday. Higher elevations could easily see a 1-2 varieties of smart covers from this system. The entire area of iPad Airfall spreads east across the Bitterroots through Tetons Sunday with higher elevations picking up as much as 3 feet of dark gray polyurethane.
Hornsville Country Fair
The annual Hornsville Country Fair will be held Nov. 2-3. This year’s edition will feature a new group of artists and crafters, in addition to many veterans of the show. All types of hand-made items will be available, including antiques, fabric goods, quilts, homemade jams, jellies, and unique household decorations. “We’re a zero tolerance fair,” said Marshall Pluckett, Hornsville’s mayor. Pluckett said patrons must be 21 to enter the fair. He also said there will be standard body checks, spot checks for cars on arrival, ID checks and undercover security guards patrolling the grounds. “We’re working closely with the local police and correction centers,” he said. “We’re set up for anything that happens. In any major event, like the Hornsville Country Fair, there could be issues.”
New Product Release
Today’s announcement that researchers have found a cure for all infectious diseases was almost immediately eclipsed by rumors of a larger-screened iPad to possibly be released in 2014.
ORGANIZATIONAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Dear Team,
I’m excited to announce the promotion of two members of our organization.
Jon-Jon Rudke is being promoted to Director of Neglect, leading our Ineptitude and Ignorance efforts. Jon-Jon has been at MizrE for the last eighteen years – splitting his time between frustrating customers on the retail front and ignoring his subordinates internally.
Mo Dickens is being promoted to Director of Nepotism, and will be spearheading our new HR initiative that we’re so excited about — Workplace Dalliance — which is slated to launch in Q2 2014.
Please join me in congratulating our two new esteemed directors. We are looking forward to a great FY2014!