Job Title: Hand Hygiene Observer

Position Summary: Data collection is needed to provide independent measurement of system wide hand hygiene compliance. This program is under the direction of the Health Quality Leaders with coordination by the System Infection Prevention Practitioners.

Minimum Qualifications: High School graduate or GED equivalent. Basic computer and data entry skills.

Holiday Party

Hi Team!

Tomorrow is our dreaded holiday party. As we try to avoid one another and over-drink in order to cover up all of the awkward and bitter feelings we have toward each other, we need to remember that this is still a work event and so we need to mimic the behavior of civilized people. I’ve attached our company’s Code of Conduct policy as a reference.

Let’s celebrate all of our half-hearted work, and share a toast to another year of political grandstanding, information hoarding, and scapegoating!

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Best Regards,

Henry Yakherd
Editor in Chief
The IT Professional

Mammals

I very much enjoyed my mammogram today, except for the part where I found out that I’m not really a mammal. I fall somewhere in the amphibian/reptilian spectrum. I’m fine with it, but I worry that my family will freak.